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CULT & CLASSIC TEE COLLECTIONS

Everything your heart could desire from cult horror to classic comedy, hard rock and delta blues to infamous outlaws and authors with teeth.

Hellwood Outfitters present a BRAND NEW T-Shirt Collection

BRITISH FILM NOIR T-SHIRT COLLECTION

Enter the shadows with T-shirts inspired by British noir, classic crime cinema, psychological thrillers and forgotten films from the darker side of British cinema.

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Tales From The Hellwood Archive

Stories from the darker corners of film, television, music, literature, crime, history and the unexplained.

Bela Lugosi’s Dead: How Bauhaus Accidentally Invented Goth in One Take

Bauhaus entered a small Wellingborough studio in January 1979 barely six weeks after forming and emerged with the nine-minute record that would become goth’s unofficial creation myth. Bela Lugosi’s Dead was recorded live in one take, borrowed as much from dub as horror cinema, and sounded unlike almost anything the band had intended to become.

Uri Geller and the CIA: When Cold War Intelligence Took Psychic Powers Seriously

In 1973, Uri Geller’s supposed psychic abilities moved from television studios into experiments connected to American intelligence research at Stanford Research Institute. The declassified paperwork survives, preserving a remarkable moment when the Cold War made even telepathy look worth investigating.

Jack Kevorkian and 60 Minutes: The Television Broadcast That Deliberately Forced a Murder Trial

In November 1998, Jack Kevorkian handed 60 Minutes a videotape that transformed his assisted-dying campaign into prime-time television and effectively dared Michigan prosecutors to charge him with murder. They accepted the invitation, and within months the man who had survived repeated assisted-suicide prosecutions was heading to prison.

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Original Cult Film, True Crime & Classic TV and Conspiracy Theory Apparel

Hellwood Outfitters is a one-man operation dedicated to creating the web’s most eclectic collection of 100% original and unofficial t-shirts. From deep-cut 70s horror and cult cinema classics to the dark history of true crime and the legends of rock, every design is hand-crafted for the deviant fan. Shop our exclusive, high-quality fan gear with worldwide shipping and a commitment to independent style.